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Senioritis: Public Service Announcement

Senior James D. has given up on school and just wants to graduate already.

Senior James D. has given up on school and just wants to graduate already.

By: Beni D.

Attention all seniors! Fourth term begins next week, please be aware of the warning signs of senioritis, a common and contagious disease spread amongst fourth year second semester high school students. Often caused by college acceptances and enrollment. Common side effects include laziness, incomplete homework, inability to focus, plotting senior pranks, and repeated absences.

Senioritis is incredibly ruthless so if you feel you may have senioritis it is best to stay home.The only known cure is graduation. Current juniors, please see the school nurse to be vaccinated for next year.

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