Ask Andy #4

Is there really a need for the school to spend money unnecessarily on a program to block websites?

I’m surprised they didn’t block this question.

Why does tech try to shut down all the internet/youtube/spotify? We enjoy listening to music so we don’t have to listen to our classmates.

It’s tech.

Why is the wifi so bad in Ilab?

It’s tech. Again.

What’s the deal with securely

Not sure, check here.

Listen to @LargeBenis on soundcloud.

It’s lit. straight fire.

What’s your favorite word?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

noun; refers to a lung disease contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles, specifically from a volcano; medically, it is the same as silicosis.

Is it ****** to ******** ******?

I can’t answer this.

Celtics in 4?

Heck yeah! Go Celtics.

Who is going to win the 2018-2019 NBA finals?

Celtics! Heck yeah!

Help?

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Is Tom Brady the GOAT?

I mean… look at him!

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Is Joe Flacco Elite?

I’m sorry who?

What’s your social security number?

017-**-****

What do you like best about being in high school?

The hype to graduate is what keeps me going…

What are your favorite books you’ve had to read for school?

Count of Monte Cristo, The Outsiders, The Things They Carried, The Great Gatsby

Rate the previous pop culture day costumes?

Frozone (Jack O.)

Which classes do you recommend for future years?

JOURNALISM

Why are teenagers and high school so darn exclusive?

Our prefrontal cortex is not fully developed at this point in time.

If there is a sport you want to do, but you think you’ll be too busy, is it worth a try or will I have to be committed?

Always try, but definitely be prepared for the commitment. Duxbury has a pretty intense sports program, so every sport, whether it’s JV / Varsity / Freshman, you definitely have to be committed.

What do you do when you have an existential crisis?

Sit down, try not to cry, cry a lot. Even better, buddy up and panic together.

What are you being for Halloween?

You.

What advice do you have about making friends?

Join clubs, talk to people, like their first instagram picture from 2012, do sports, hang out in grocery stores and pounce on people who buy the same food as you do

*Tom Brady Goat photo credited here

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